Browsing: shopping carts

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Here’s some hard-hitting news for you: Waldbaum’s at 3100 Ocean Avenue now requires a 25-cent deposit to use their shopping cart, reports reader nolastname. Nolastname asked management about the development, and they said that too many shopping carts have been stolen recently. But nolastname has her own thoughts on the topic: “$.25 is not going…

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Here’s a little something for you long-time Sheepshead Bites readers: You haven’t heard from us shopping carts for a while, but we’re still here, being used and abused, abandoned and tossed out. I promise you, I have all of my four wheels intact. But, why these heartless cleanup guys decided to throw me in the…

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You know how in zombie movies, before the massive zombie attack, there are always news reports in the background about smaller attacks and nobody’s paying attention? It’s pretty much the same thing with shopping carts. Trafficked, abandoned, rejected, abused… shopping carts are working corners, lurking in alleys and hiding in yards. All alone, with nothing…

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The holidays can be tough. Hauling frozen turkeys and canned goods back and forth, back and forth all day long… it takes its toll. This poor shopping cart gave up in the middle of it, collapsing at the curb by Waldbaum’s at 3100 Ocean Avenue. Photo by Ed L.

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Just in time for Halloween, a dead shopping cart rises from the dead. [Cue scary voice and creaky floorboards.] Yes, it’s me…Mwahahahaahhaha!!! You will remember me, pictured here, here, and here (is that me all cut up into a jigsaw?). Bet you thought I was dead. Well, you would be right. I was dead, and…

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Been wondering where the shopping carts have been these past few weeks? Well, they’ve been taken care of… Sheepshead Bay-style. To understand what I mean, solve the puzzle above. If you can’t view the puzzle on Sheepshead Bites, you can try viewing it on this page. Photo courtesy of Nick the Rat.

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We don’t know. She went M.I.A., and took all the photos of shopping carts with her. So, instead of Ray making up stories about shopping carts, how about you make up some stories about Ray? Where’d she go?!

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We’re not in Sheepshead Bay or anywhere near, but we’re close enough so that when we decided to roll all the way, we wheeled over to the new (now notorious!) sex shop on Sheepshead Bay Road. That store got so much attention that even if there was one closer to us, here at Michael’s Arts…

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Last week, when they first published my story, I thought I was taking my last breath — but, somehow, my diaphragm just kept on going. The next day, when someone started taking pictures of me, it was early morning and I really wasn’t in any mood. Then, the photographer told me that life is like…

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Ashes to ashes. Metal to metal. Here I am, taking my last breath. I know you didn’t see me covered by the gentle waves hitting the rocks, and I know it’s hard to see my clunky metal when you’re thinking of the lovely (though, somewhat hazy) Verrazano Bridge view. If my wheels must take its…

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