A new Russian/English day care center in Sheepshead Bay is opening its doors today. Blue’s Clues Academy (2109 Avenue V) promises to educate children in basic reading, writing, and arithmetic; the Three R’s every growing kid needs. Blue’s Clues will also offer instruction in music, arts and crafts, and speech, and will host birthday parties. The manager, Yelena Konnov, said she and owner Michael Levitz are very excited to open today, and are offering rates of around $600 per month for each child.
Blue’s Clues Academy
2109 Avenue V
(718) 676-0420
Sheepshead Bay, the once working-class neighborhood where all housing is now “luxury” and all markets are now “gourmet”, is getting a new class of baby socialites demanding pampered care with silk baby wipes. That’s right - the most luxurious day care center in Brooklyn is opening its doors here in Sheepshead Bay.
We spotted this banner in front of 1018 Avenue Y (near Coney Island Avenue). We didn’t ask anyone, but we’re assuming this means your little sweety-poo can be swaddled in Gucci blankets, fed from diamond studded nipples, and order their illegal immigrant maids around to pack up their Jack Rabbit blocks into their Louis Vittone baby bags.
I went to Big Apple Day Care on Avenue X near Ocean Avenue. Surely these babies will goo-goo ga-ga down their noses at me.
By the way, could someone please shoot me in the face?
