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Source: Danrich Family Homes

Looking for a new place to call home? Sheepshead Bites has got you covered. Our rental roundup showcases some of the deals on the market now. If you know of a great place available for rent or are a broker representing a property you want included, contact nberke [at] sheepsheadbites [dot] com.

Two Bedrooms and Bathrooms in Sheepshead Bay
Price: $1,950
Location: 2797 Bragg Street
Description: This apartment has many claims to fame. There’s a lot of “trendy” bars in the neighborhood and it’s a “walker’s paradise.” But the true jewel here is the green plastic chair in the laundry room. It’s something to marvel at and all should be in thrall of its convenience and design.
Contact: Omar Dyer, Danrich Family Homes, (347) 785-0140

One Bedroom in Brighton Beach
Price: $1,750
Location: Ocean Parkway
Description: This apartment is located near the beach and according to the realtor it’s also near the Q train. There’s also parking available and the building has a pool. Just hope that these features aren’t one in the same.
Contact: Megan Kernan, DSA Realty, (917) 231-6289

One Bedroom in Gravesend
Price: $1,350
Location: 49 Nixon Court
Description: With the bold claim that this is the largest one bedroom in the Beach Haven Complex, it can’t be helped but to awe at the amazing effort shown by this realtor for checking each and every apartment unit in the complex. There is also 24-hour emergency service in the building, which might just mean there’s a fire-escape and if so, good job following regulations.
Contact:Ilene, DSJ Realty, (718) 266-3700

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This better be the apartment, damnit. (Source: Hillel

This better be the apartment, damnit. (Source: Hillel Realty Group)

Looking for a new place to call home? Sheepshead Bites has got you covered. Our rental roundup showcases some of the deals on the market now. If you know of a great place available for rent or are a broker representing a property you want included, contact nberke [at] sheepsheadbites [dot] com.

One Bedroom on Homecrest
Price: $1,425
Location: Homecrest Avenue
Description: Pre-war! Elevator! Laundry! Hardwood floors! No darn pets though. That’s about all we see in this, although we’re a bit ticked off by the “pictures may vary” statement. You offer photos in an apartment listing, it damn well better be of the apartment in questions.
Contact: Ralph Safdieh, Hillel Realty Group, (917) 855-9161

Two Bedrooms with Genuine Bamboo
Price: $2,100
Location: Brighton 11th Street
Description: A newly renovated two-bedroom, squished into 873 square feet with a price tag that leaves you wondering if there’s a third bedroom somewhere in there. Pets okay, though. Squeeze them in, too. ‘Cause why not?
Contact: Chauncey Palmer, Oxford Property Group, (347) 409-7970

Studio in Brighton Beach
Price: $1,550
Location: Brighton 2nd Street
Description: Ain’t no photos of this baby, but we don’t see studios come up too often so we’re sharing it. Pets allowed. Hardwood floord. Near “THE BEACH.”
Contact: Ralph Safdieh, Hillel Realty Group, (917) 855-9161

If you know of a great place available for rent or are a broker representing a property you want included, contact nberke [at] sheepsheadbites [dot] com.

Oh, hey that’s one of them fancy pools you hear about. (Source: Bond)

Looking for a new place to call home? Sheepshead Bites has got you covered. Our rental roundup showcases some of the deals on the market now. If you know of a great place available for rent or are a broker representing a property you want included, contact nberke [at] sheepsheadbites [dot] com.

One Bedroom in Sheepshead Bay
Price: $1,300
Location: Ocean Parkway
Description: Here is a “Doorman” apartment, not to be confused with an apartment that has a doorman. I’m too much of a plebeian to understand the delicate subtleties between these two differences. But believe “the” realtor. You have to be sponsored by the co-op, so make sure to elevate yourself past the plebeian level.
Contact: Mark Benson, Bond New York, (646) 645-4400

One Bedroom in Midwood
Price: $1,150
Location: Avenue O
Description: This apartment is standard in the fact that it has a small bathroom that passes as a “full” bathroom and hardwood floors. The realtor writes that the kitchen “will be renovated.” When? Before someone moves in or a month after signing the lease? Here at Sheepshead Bites, we ask the tough questions.
Contact: Adrianna Sitner, David West Properties, (347) 346-1508

Three Bedrooms in Brighton Beach
Price: $2,400
Location: Brightwater Court
Description: The bathroom in this apartment has new tiles but it looks like the wood floors haven’t been replaced. The kitchen has cooking space, instead of the usual ultra-narrow spot with barely enough space for a fridge.
Contact: Chauncey Palmer, Oxford Property Group, (347) 409-7970

If you know of a great place available for rent or are a broker representing a property you want included, contact nberke [at] sheepsheadbites [dot] com.

This apartment is so expensive, you’ll need to pay in gold or a few thousand Doubloons. (Source: Kian Realty)

Looking for a new place to call home? Sheepshead Bites has got you covered. Our rental roundup showcases some of the deals on the market now. If you know of a great place available for rent or are a broker representing a property you want included, contact nberke [at] sheepsheadbites [dot] com.

Two Luscious Bedrooms in Sheepshead Bay
Price: $1,888
Location: Brigham Street and Emmons Avenue
Description: This is the kind of realtor who has you in mind, like a considerate lover. And in this spirit, he writes, “To make best use of your time, give me an idea of what you’re looking for.” He then tells you that if you love this place, act “swiftly” because “its quite disheartening to be emotionally invested in a space and miss it by a small margin.” And this gentleman won’t let you get emotionally invested in something just to watch you lose it. I would continue to describe the apartment but that’s all the time we have for this segment.
Contact: Hannibal Collins, Kian Realty, (347) 985-0021

One Bedroom in Brighton Beach’s Trump Towers
Price: $1,500
Location: 44 Neptune Avenue
Description: This apartment is in a neighborhood that’s “full of life.” I’m wondering which neighborhoods are only half full with life, or completely vacant of life, but my deadlines prevent me from pondering such existential concerns for long. Also, there’s a balcony where you can take all this life in.
Contact: Ilona Vovk, Talk of the Town Realty, (718) 627-7500

Two Bedrooms in Sheepshead Bay
Price: $1,900
Location: East 17th Street between Avenue U and Avenue V
Description: With zoomed in shots of the bathroom sink and unusually low shots of the rooms, this realtor is either really into details or hiding the truth. Well we’re here to reveal the truth and tell you that this apartment has a dishwasher and dogs and cats are allowed. But you can’t have a ferret. But that’s not the realtor’s fault, it’s Giuliani’s.

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When looking for the right apartment, you generally want to have the front-door feature. (Source: AptsandLofts)

Looking for a new place to call home? Sheepshead Bites has got you covered. Our rental roundup showcases some of the deals on the market now. If you know of a great place available for rent or are a broker representing a property you want included, contact nberke [at] sheepsheadbites [dot] com.

One Bedroom in Midwood
Price: $1,675
Location: East 14th Street and Avenue O
Description: This realtor really knows how to tug at the desperate strings. He notes that this apartment has a new air-conditioner unit. But are you desperate enough to pay this rent?
Contact:Michael Facey, AptsandLofts, (718) 954-2216

Three Bedrooms in Gravesend
Price: $1,800
Location: Crawford Avenue and Coney Island Avenue
Description: This is one of those apartments where the kitchen just seems out of place, like someone just plopped it into a random room and was too lazy to put it somewhere else. There is a private parking spot included in the rent and the apartment is located on the third floor.
Contact: Peter Chang, (646) 778-2260

One “Super Affordable” Bedroom in Sheepshead Bay
Price: $1,550
Location: Brighton Second Street
Description: While this is a decent sized apartment, calling it not just affordable but super affordable seems like an exaggeration. Unless of course you’re a Manhattan banker looking for a beachside apartment. Dogs and cats are allowed.
Contact: Hans Gonzalez, Bond New York, (917) 539-9418

One Bedroom in Brighton Beach
Price: $1,450
Location: Coney Island Avenue and Oceana Drive West
Description: This apartment has a huge living and a not so huge kitchen. Seems like a fair trade-off unless you cook (stop making the rest of us feel bad).
Contact: Zuz Realty, (718) 513-3763

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(Source: Oxford Property Group)

Looking for a new place to call home? Sheepshead Bites has got you covered. Our rental roundup showcases some of the deals on the market now. If you know of a great place available for rent or are a broker representing a property you want included, contact nberke [at] sheepsheadbites [dot] com

Studio in Midwood
Price: $1,000
Location: Kings Highway
Description: How can a studio be “tucked away on a quiet tree lined street” but also have “public transit right outside your building”? Well, that’s the magic of a realtor. But the magic show doesn’t end there. Prospect Park is only “minutes away,” the realtor writes and then goes into a detailed description of the different birds, and bats, in the park. Powerful magic.
Contact: Lisa Diamond, Oxford Property Group, (718) 600-9433

Three Bedrooms in Private Home
Price: $1,600
Location: Gilmore Court
Description: While this apartment promises “huge” bedrooms, something we all hope for, they’re also “clean,” a truly lucky thing to have. Located on a very small block, Gilmore court is near Emmons Avenue. The realtor points out that the avenue is “famous” and you will have all the benefits of living near such fame, like shirtless old men meandering around in the summer.
Contact: Gulnora Nazarova, Continent Realty, (347) 210-2272

Three Bedrooms and “Closets Galore” in Manhattan Beach
Price: $2,900
Location: Amherst Street and Hampton Avenue
Description: Even with all my seasoned years (translation: months) I can’t figure out the jargon this realtor uses. So I will just present them to you here for your better judgement. There’s a modern EIK (possible translation: some kind of animal related to the elk? [Editor's note: It's an eat-in kitchen. What's wrong with you, Eric?]). And there’s also a C/A (possible translation: the opposite of an A/C [Editor's note: Okay, you got me.]).
Contact: Llarson, Cornerstone Real Estate, (718) 701-8470

Two Bedrooms in Gravesend
Price: $1,900
Location: Ocean Parkway and Avenue P
Description: At first glance, this apartment seems pretty standard, even on the nice side. There are new hardwood floors, a nice kitchen and large bedrooms but there are no windows in any of the pictures nor does the realtor mention them.
Contact: Sophia Kapassakis, Ardor New York Real Estate, (646) 266-7598

If you know of a great place available for rent or are a broker representing a property you want included, contact nberke [at] sheepsheadbites [dot] com.

Behold, a bathroom for a king. So not you. (Source: Hillel Realty Group)

Looking for a new place to call home? Sheepshead Bites has got you covered. Our rental roundup is a new feature showcasing some of the deals on the market now. If you know of a great place available for rent or are a broker representing a property you want included, contact nberke [at] sheepsheadbites [dot] com. And if you live in or near one the places below, let neighbors know what you think in the comments

Two Bedrooms in Sheepshead Bay 
Price: $1,875
Location: Brigham Street and Emmons Avenue
Description: Heat and hot water, two things you won’t be using much this season, are included in the rent. The windows are big and get a lot of sunlight, all the better to see that the kitchen and bathroom have been renovated.
Contact: Ida Hamdan, Hillel Realty Group, (212) 588-3000

One Bedroom in Gravesend
Price: $1,425
Location: East 3rd Street, off Avenue W
Description: With the words “huge” and “sunny” this apartment looks appealing. Laundry is also available in the building but the downside is pets aren’t allowed. Unless you’re one of those people that don’t have any pets and therefore hates others who know the joys of owning pets.
Contact: Ralph Safdieh, Hillel Realty Group, (917) 855-9161

Two Bedrooms in Midwood
Price: $1,925
Location: East 14th Street and Kings Highway
Description: If you’re not from around here, the prospect of living by a road with the word highway may seem unappealing and you’re probably right. But this apartment does come with some blue walls and two large bedrooms.
Contact: Israel Barber, Zuz Realty,  (917) 396-9552

Two Bedrooms in Sheepshead Bay
Price: $1,750
Location: 2750 Homecrest Avenue
Description: The biggest attraction (summer lingo) of this apartment is that there is no fee. The apartment has been renovated but the bedrooms are junior. The realtor seems to be compensating (Freud lingo) for this by pointing out there is a “living room/dining room combo.”
Contact: Raymond Cortez, Skygroup Realty, (347) 552-6341

If you know of a great place available for rent or are a broker representing a property you want included, contact nberke [at] sheepsheadbites [dot] com.

These gentlemen — Jeff, Alex and Jeime — will be your roommates. And yes, you will be the only one doing dishes. (Source: Apts and Lofts)

Looking for a new place to call home? Sheepshead Bites has got you covered. Our rental roundup is a new feature showcasing some of the deals on the market now. If you know of a great place available for rent or are a broker representing a property you want included, contact nberke [at] sheepsheadbites [dot] com. And if you live in or near one the places below, let neighbors know what you think in the comments.

Two Bedrooms and Some Dudes in Midwood
Price: $1,950
Location: 1535 East 14th Street
Description: Pets are allowed in this apartment and there is parking space available (perhaps for a fee?). There are a few pictures in this listing with people going about their business in the background. In all likelihood, at least in my mind, they’re local bandits that barged in while the realtor took pictures of the apartment. He decided to kill two birds with one stone and record the crime while also snapping a few shots of the apartment for the listing.
Contact: Michael Facey, (718) 954-2216, Apts and Lofts

Three Bedrooms in Sheepshead Bay
Price: $2,500
Location: 2414 Kings Highway
Description: The realtor writes, “Description coming soon.” What a poet. Definitely a go-getter, too. The kitchen is on the large side, which is also noteworthy. It looks like there’s a balcony that faces Kings Highway so it’s not the worst view. The bathroom has marble-tiled something.
Contact: Zeeshan Shahid, (212) 960-8740, Highline Residential

Two Bedrooms in Brighton Beach and “Awesome” Appliances
Price: $1,750
Location: Brighton 7th Street and Neptune Avenue
Description: With two bathrooms, it’s possible that this apartment has more bathroom space than living space. Considering that the bathrooms are “heated” you might want to consider just moving into the bathrooms all together. But one thing that really sets this place apart is that the elevator opens directly into the apartment. Better be nice to your neighbors.
Contact: Jair Perilla, Ideal Realty, (718) 840-2757

Two Bedrooms and Generous Closets in Sheepshead Bay
Price: $1,775
Location: 2622 East 13th Street
Description: If this apartment has any merit worth mentioning, it’s the fact that it has no broker’s fee. There also seem to be many cabinets in the kitchen.
Contact: Moe, 1st Premiere Realty, (347) 939-7512

If you know of a great place available for rent or are a broker representing a property you want included, contact nberke [at] sheepsheadbites [dot] com.

And here we can see a swimming pool is included in this rental. There seems to be water in it. I think. (Source: The Level Group)

Looking for a new place to call home? Sheepshead Bites has got you covered. Our rental roundup is a new feature showcasing some of the deals on the market now. If you know of a great place available for rent or are a broker representing a property you want included, contact nberke [at] sheepsheadbites [dot] com. And if you live in or near one the places below, let neighbors know what you think in the comments.

Two Bedrooms in Sheepshead Bay
Price: $1,600
Location: Gravesend Neck Rd and Coney Island Avenue
Description: Here’s a realtor that probably took too much speed before writing this post. The second bedroom is a “JR” bedroom, which the agent opens up for interpretation. He writes, “and that second ‘Jr’ bedroom that is…a small bedroom?  a child’s room?  a home office?  the largest closet in bklyn?  I dont know–use it for whatever you want!” And on the matter of what neighborhood it’s in, she writes, “Sheepshead bay?  In Gravesend?  In Homecrest?  I dont exactly know what to call it.”  But, hey, at least it’s an honest agent who admits their ignorance rather than make up some neighborhood name. Give it a chance, it seems nice… Or cool? Or chic? Or wunderbar?
Contact: Avraham Berkovits, The Level Group, (718) 312-9142

One Bedroom and Some Blue Tiles in Midwood
Price: $1,525
Location: Avenue P and Ocean Parkway
Description: Overall, the apartment is large. Well, except for a kitchen that requires you to stand sideways at all times. And when you call, be nice because “ALBERT has access to all of NYC.”
Contact: Albert Attias, Citi Habitats, (917) 692-6628

Two Bedrooms and a Fujitsu Air Conditioner in Sheepshead Bay
Price: $2,300
Location: East 15th Street and Emmons Avenue
Description: This apartment offers all the luxuries of the modern world. There’s the nine-foot ceilings for those days that your abnormally tall friend comes over (and on Halloween he dresses up like a very convincing alien). The whole apartment looks completely new and there is a patio. Utilities are not included so get that wallet ready to cool such large spaces in the summer.
Contact: Mohammad Akmal, Rapid Realty, (646)-546-8344

One Bedroom in Brighton Beach
Price: $1,575
Location: 10 Shore Boulevard
Description: With a kitchen that has a cleaning spray and some Febreze, this apartment has everything you’ll ever need, except for food. Utilities aren’t included.
Contact: Alexander Blake, S&S Ocean Bay Properties, (718) 644-6768

If you know of a great place available for rent or are a broker representing a property you want included, contact nberke [at] sheepsheadbites [dot] com.

Nevermind that tasteful sunlight sliver or the leather couches. It’s really about that air purifier. (Source: City Solutions)

Looking for a new place to call home? Sheepshead Bites has got you covered. Our rental roundup is a new feature showcasing some of the deals on the market now. If you know of a great place available for rent or are a broker representing a property you want included, contact nberke [at] sheepsheadbites [dot] com. And if you live in or near one the places below, let neighbors know what you think in the comments.

Two Luxury Bedrooms in Brighton Beach
Price: $3,300
Location: Brighton 1 Road
Description: The keyword here is ocean. Not one for subtlety, this realtor capitalizes ocean all four times that it’s mentioned in this waterfront apartment. And just to spice it up, there’s an all caps terrace thrown in there. There’s everything in here that you would expect from a luxury apartment, including some used toothbrushes in the bathroom (who knows what else is used in there). And there is also OCEAN, BIG OCEAN.
Contact: Yuliya Lekh, City Solutions, (917) 482-0243

One Bedroom and a Realtor Bursting With Enthusiasm in Midwood
Price: $1,699
Location: 1525 East 14th Street
Description: You have to wonder (well, you don’t actually have to do anything in this world despite what they tell you) why realtors sometimes choose to take pictures of apartments in the middle of renovations. But the apartment is presumably ready for you now. It has a lot of closet space and all new kitchen appliances. The realtor also leaves you with this assessment (translated for clarity since this realtor invokes the writing style of the last chapter of Ulysses): “Very rare vacancy in this building. Not many apartments this around these days. AWESOME LOCATION.”
Contact: Chase Pinter, NY Standard Realty, (718) 702-4807

One “Upgraded” Bedroom in Sheepshead Bay
Price: $1,400
Location: East 16th Street, off Emmons Avenue
Description: No, we’re not talking about Megaman and his “enhancement capsule” to give you that extra super charge. What we have here is a bedroom that’s been upgraded from whatever into something. Get it? Me either. There’s also a laundry room in the building so you can “upgrade” your clothes.
Contact: Michael Merola, Citi Habitats, (917) 892-6664

If you know of a great place available for rent or are a broker representing a property you want included, contact nberke [at] sheepsheadbites [dot] com.

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