And here we see this apartment comes with a comfy chair and whatever that thing next to it is. (Source: Citi Habitats)

Looking for a new place to call home? Sheepshead Bites has got you covered. Our rental roundup is a new feature showcasing some of the deals on the market now. If you know of a great place available for rent or are a broker representing a property you want included, contact nberke [at] sheepsheadbites [dot] com. And if you live in or near one the places below, let neighbors know what you think in the comments.

Two Bedrooms and One and a Half Bathrooms in Sheepshead Bay
Price: $1,625
Location: 2332 East 28th Street
Description: Not only are there two spacious rooms in this listing, but they’re “superior.” The master bedroom has its own toilet room, allowing you to talk to your spouse (or whoever the younguns room with these days) while you’re on the toilet. Along with having this toilet room, there is an actual bathroom.
Contact: Inna Mushyakova, Citi Habitats,  (646) 431-7655

Two Bedrooms, Cat & Dog Friendly
Price: $1,850
Location: Brightwater Court and Brighton 1st Road
Description: EUROPEAN LUXURY STYLE! I guess that means tight pants and a pack of Parliaments or something. Maybe a nouveau mullet. You figure out how it applies to an apartment. Anyway, this unit is in a private house “30 seconds away from the beach.” Heat and hot water included, pet friendly.
Contact: Tanya, owner, (718) 769-5833

Two Bedrooms and a Long, Dark Hallway
Price: $1,500
Location: East 18th Street between Avenue N and Avenue O
Description: Now I’m not saying that long dark halls serve as portals into the netherworld where evil and depraved creatures live, but the 5-year-old in me tends to think so. Luckily, the rest of the apartment seems to get a good amount of natural light. And then we come to the “huge bedroom closets,” a feature that can be a good or bad thing depending on who you ask.
Contact: Zuz Realty, (718) 513-3763

Studio in Manhattan Beach
Price: $1,200
Location: 152 Pembroke Street
Description: Located in the small community of Manhattan Beach, this studio apartment has a laundry room and there is access to the backyard. The best part of this place is that you’re near Kingsborough Community College so you’ll be able to wake up early each morning and blast every student you see with a reprimanding stare and a condescending huff.
Contact: Gulnora Nazarova, Continent Realty, (347) 210-2272

If you know of a great place available for rent or are a broker representing a property you want included, contact nberke [at] sheepsheadbites [dot] com.

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