Looking for a new place to call home? Sheepshead Bites has got you covered. Our rental roundup is a new feature showcasing some of the deals on the market now. If you know of a great place available for rent or are a broker representing a property you want included, contact nberke [at]sheepsheadbites [dot]com. And if you live in or near one the places below, let neighbors know what you think in the comments.
Three Bedrooms and No Description in Sheepshead Bay
Location: Avenue Z and Ocean Avenue
Description: Some realtors are just above writing descriptions for the apartments they’ve put onto the market. But this realtor did grace us with a bullet point summary of the apartment. Heat and hot water are included and there is a balcony, as well as an awesome paint job.
Contact: Yuliyah Lekh, City Solutions, (917) 482-0243
Two Bedrooms in Midwood
Location: East 14th Street
Description: You have to appreciate it when a realtor agent uses all caps in the apartment’s description. It means they’re either enthusiastic, desperate or just really high on meth. The apartment has two “huge” bedrooms and on top of having laundry there’s also “lots of laundry,” so good luck cleaning some random person’s dirty clothing left in the apartment.
Contact: Tomer Hillel, Hillel Realty Group, (718) 417-7000
One Slightly Less Expensive Bedroom in Sheepshead Bay
Location: 1125 Banner Avenue
Description: Last week we showed you an apartment that was way out of (y)our league. Well, this apartment posting is located within the same building but at a much reduced rate. The last listing was for a two bedroom. This listing is a one bedroom, but what you lose in space you gain in money saved while still living your fantasy life. I guess. Fantasies happen on Banner Avenue, right?
Contact: Stefanie Barlow, RE Broker, (718) 422-2514
If you know of a great place available for rent or are a broker representing a property you want included, contact nberke [at]sheepsheadbites [dot]com.