Signs have gone up showing that a MetroPCS location will soon open at 1419 Sheepshead Bay Road, the former storefront of Alfa Vision, which moved to the corner at least a year ago.

The problem is that there already is a MetroPCS at 1710 Sheepshead Bay Road, and they don’t appear to be affiliated. We stopped in to ask when the move would be complete, and the counter-person was unaware that another location was opening up just two blocks away.

We’ve always joked about the inexplicably high number of cell phone stores along the road, but having two different franchisees selling the same phones on the same service with the same plans just seems a little bizarre. It’s like the local version of Manhattan’s Starbucks-on-every-corner fiasco.

That’s it… I’m offering investment funds for a stake in the soon-to-arrive cellphone-sushi-pharmacy storefront that’s bound to open up. I don’t know why, but I’m sure it’ll make a killing.

On an unrelated note, this is Sheepshead Bites’ 3,000th post!

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  • Truth

    Lord have mercy, our neighborhood is becoming a parody of itself.  I think we need a gourmet hot dog place!

    • http://www.flickr.com/knightmare6 Knightmare6

      As long as the prices aren’t anything like Crif Dogs

      • superhero

         CRIF DOGS ARE AMAZING HOT DOGS!

  • http://www.facebook.com/pages/Erica-Sherman-Photographer/156144554406226?ref=mf ES

    Well, I personally enjoy having the option of being able to choose which Chase bank to go to — the one on East 18th & Jerome or the one a minute’s walk away on East 16th & Sheepshead Bay Road. Bless our eclectic ‘hood. Who needs silly book or houseware stores? 

    • http://www.flickr.com/photos/lisanne001 Lisanne!

      Funny you should mention a houseware store on Sheepshead Bay Road. Look at the title of the photo. You’re so in synch with the way I think about things like  that.

      http://www.flickr.com/photos/lisanne001/4078593181/

      • http://www.flickr.com/photos/lisanne001 Lisanne!

        Sometimes I get really spooked by such synchronicity.

  • Tradingtime212

    If anyone has a business idea for sheepshead bay which they are passionate about and ready to make happen, please email me at tradingtime212@gmail.com as I am looking for a venture in the area.  Thank You.

    • http://www.njluxurymotors.com Arthur Borko

      Bring us a 5 guys.

      • Tradingtime212

        That franchise requires way too much money unfortunately, plus we need to see how Top Brgr does.

        • superhero

           How about a ponzi scheme?

          • Tradingtime212

            The federal government has a monopoly on that industry.

        • LesterK

          Top BRGR and 5 guys are different. Why do you have mcdonalds, burger king,  wendys next to each other?

          • Anonymous

            Well, some people like the Big Mac, and some people like the ANGUS Burger…. and some people like the Chicken Burger from Wendy’s…

            Just like the sushi places, They are all next to each other… and they serve the same shit.

          • Truth

            Shit?????  Those Sheepshead bay sushi places are the nutritional cornerstone for many people in the area.  I know that I work up an appetite every time I buy a cell phone and what better way to fulfill the craving then with a $2.50 Spicy Salmon Roll

          • http://twitter.com/bkjenka Jennifer K-Milo

            lol

          • http://www.flickr.com/photos/lisanne001 Lisanne!

            And I must buy at least one cell phone a week.

        • http://www.njluxurymotors.com Arthur Borko

          Ugh, email replies are apparently still broken. Top BRGR is a bit to expensive for the region. Maybe they’ll survive, maybe they wont, but 5 Guys would certainly make it.

    • http://www.flickr.com/knightmare6 Knightmare6

      Barbeque joint!

    • Anonymous

      How about Fitness Training? / Pilates / Yoga / Zumba

      All in one place!

      Bally’s is alright, but they haven’t been successful yet, plus they charge out the ass!  $900 for 16 lessons?

      • Truth

        One opened up on East 17th between Ave Z and Y, closer to Z.

        • Yansky

          really? is it fitness training with different classes? or pilates or yoga only deal?

          • Truth

            Not sure, I  just see people dancing around in there.

          • http://twitter.com/bkjenka Jennifer K-Milo

            yoga and karate I believe and other classes

  • Tradingtime212

    If anyone has a business idea for sheepshead bay which they are passionate about and ready to make happen, please email me at tradingtime212@gmail.com as I am looking for a venture in the area.  Thank You.

  • http://twitter.com/nicktherat Nick the Rat

    Metro PCS stocks are doing great btw

  • Brooklyn Man

    A Starbucks would be great!

    • Tradingtime212

      It would be but Starbucks does not franchise.

      • Anonymous

        ain’t that a Bitch!

  • Anonymous

    A Sushi cell phone pharmacy would only do well if they also offered banking services as well.

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=195100291 Randy Contello

    usto work nextdoor at the ups store…
    alfa deserved to go to the corner location, its a nicer spot for them.

    lets talk ave u… how many tmobile stores are there btween 15th and bedford  – 4!…
    other assorted cell stores 2…

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=195100291 Randy Contello

      oh lets go on about pharmacy’s on ave u and sheepsheadbay road… guess off the top of my head, 56 of em between coney island ave and nostrand on ave u…

  • Anonymous

    When I lived on Utica Avenue growing up we had 12 gas stations within a half-mile. Today, most of them have closed up. I think two remain.

  • Eminem

    If I had a zillion, I’d open up a used book store. Gosh I miss those things, and there’s no book store within a country mile of the Bay.

  • http://twitter.com/bkjenka Jennifer K-Milo

    its across the street from the office bldng I work in, I just dont understand how business survives there, sushi/cell store is every other store……we”ll see how long this one lasts

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