• Cupcake Kings (1613 Voorhies Avenue) capped their first annual cupcake eating competition on Saturday with an outrageous and dastardly claim: Sheepshead Bites brought in a ringer!

    After a cancellation left them with an empty seat at the competitors table, Cupcake Kings owners Dennis Roitman and Larry Kopylov turned to the crowd demanding a volunteer. A lone challenger stepped forward: Sheepshead Bites’ marketing assistant Jobana Soto. Clad in the golden insignia that is the Sheepshead Bites t-shirt, Soto claimed the top prize in the women’s category.

    Of course, it didn’t hurt that she was the only woman at the table. And that there was no woman’s category. But that didn’t stop the accusations of cheating.

    But regardless of these facts and falsities, Soto kept pace with the men, cramming 14 cupcakes in her mouth in the 10-minute competition, besting others, but not all. She joined our other representative at the table, competitive barbecue chef Jim Ryan (above), in making the site proud for their notable capability to jam sugary dough puffs in their pie-holes.

    Ryan took third place in the competition, scoffing down 17 white-frosted and sprinkle-covered vanilla cupcakes. Ryan was also the first at the table of eight to finish a cupcake, taking the whole thing in one fell chomp just seconds after an air-horn kicked off the contest.

    Ryan was only bested by two others: Rob Blatt, founder of the League of Amateur Competitive Eaters, came in second with 18 cupcakes. Sheepshead Bay native son Alex Mamutin came in first, with 19 cupcakes, taking home a big ol’ trophy, a $100 gift card, gift certificates to Cupcake Kings and a box of moist towelettes. Blatt and Mamutin tied with 18 in the initial competition, but in a one-minute death match, Blatt tapped out, gripping the waste bucket underneath the table, delivering the win to an unphased Mamutin, who gobbled down one more for good measure.

    About 100 people braved the hot sun to watch these Athletes of Appetite, cheering the contestants on in their Olympian efforts.

    And there were other winners that day, too. As the event came to a close, and dozens of uneaten cupcakes were scattered across the table like so many wounded soldiers, a crew of elderly women set upon the remains like magpies, before retreating into the crowd. Now that is winning.

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    • Cabbie

      What did Ned know and when did he know it?

    • superhero

      If they will accuse you. Screw them.

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    • http://www.flickr.com/photos/lisanne001 Lisanne!

      Why are the old ladies following you around? Have you set up a senior brigade of the Sheepshead Bites Marching and Chowder Society?

      • Anonymous

        Ned has old ladies and old men following him around. Just look at me.

        • http://www.flickr.com/photos/lisanne001 Lisanne!

          You’re the power behind the throne. His senior adviser.

          • Brian H.

            You said throne. Huhuhuh.

            </beavisandbutthead>

      • http://www.brucebrodinsky.com Bruce B ex Eminem

        I heard there’s some sexting evidence being suppressed by Sheepshead Bay Bites on this scandal.

        • http://www.flickr.com/photos/lisanne001 Lisanne!

          Oooh, Cupcakegate.

          • Cabbie

            weiner made the icing himself. just a rumor.

    • heather

      Wait, how could she cheat? Did she not cram the cupcakes, down them, and not eject them?

      • http://www.nedberke.com Ned Berke

        She didn’t. And they didn’t REALLY accuse her. They referred to her as our ringer – the contest, the “accusation,” and this report were all done in good fun. Jobana and Jim both enjoyed themselves, and we enjoyed working with Cupcake Kings as an event sponsor.

    • Anonymous

      Today I learned my neighbor is one of the owners of Cupcake Kings… is everyone else thinking what I’m thinking?

      • superhero

        that he has horrible cupcakes? i was thinking that since the first time i tried their cupcakes

        • Anonymous

          Good enough for someone to scarf down 18 I guess. And I’ve seen people eat almost as much without the contest too.

        • http://www.brucebrodinsky.com Bruce B ex Eminem

          The gf and I have been there several times, and like the cupcakes. They were really good. I’d stay away from the hot chocolate though, didn’t really enjoy that. I feel I could eat about 5, not nearly enough to be competitive in the contest.

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=839675042 Holly Renee Reinhardt

      HA! My friend Michael is in slide #5. He does work for them, after all.
      ANYWAY, JEN YOU ARE ALWAYS A WINNER IN MY HEART <3333