• Hey Ladies, It's The Creepiest Ad Ever


    by on Feb 4th, 2011

    Photo by Lenny M.

    That guy is way too happy to be working on cervices.

    I mean, sure, most men find a cervix to be a wonderful thing. All us guys hang out at the bar and talk about how great the cervices in our lives are… but… Christ. I wouldn’t want this guy touching my lady’s cervix. Shoot, I’m not even sure I want him touching my pussy cat!

    You know what it is? I just don’t trust guys in bow ties. That must be it.

    By the way, Lenny M. and I spotted this last night on some scaffolding at Brighton Beach Avenue and Brighton 13th Street. Then we got the hell out of Brighton.

    UPDATE: Yeah, we actually have an update for this story. Miss Heather of NYShitty got in touch. The guy had done some advertising up in those parts a solid 2.5 years ago.

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    • Matt in DC

      ned takes a turn for the raunchy

    • Anonymous
    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=195100291 Randy Contello

      LMMFAO…….

    • Anonymous

      Looks like the creep is holding something behind his back. Don’t want to think about what it is.

    • Gene
    • http://www.flickr.com/knightmare6 Knightmare6

      Could be worse… it could be a bus seat asking you to sit on his face

    • bagels

      I never knew that the plural of cervix was cervices. Thank you, Ned!

      • http://www.nedberke.com Ned Berke

        Neither did I. I had to look it up after getting a red squiggly line under “cervixes.” Believe it or not, I’m not sitting around all day thinking about cervices… at least not the spelling of it.

    • levp

      I seem to be having a “picture day” today… Let me find an appropriate image… OK, never mind.

    • CantWeAllJustGetAlong

      You are so racist.

      “I wouldn’t want this guy touching my lady’s cervix. Shoot, I’m not even sure I want him touching my pussy…”

      You comment came JUST from the person looks.

      With out knowing the facts, you just insulted a person just for the he looks.

      • http://www.nedberke.com Ned Berke

        “With out knowing the facts, you just insulted a person just for the he looks.”

        You’re right. That’s exactly what I did. Welcome to the interweb, jackass.

      • RomanM

        Who are you and why have you suddenly appeared on this site? Go back to Gerritsen beach.

      • Holly

        Pathetic troll is pathetic.

    • CantWeAllJustGetAlong

      I bet you he is getting more pussy cats than you do.

      He has a JOB

      He is making money.

      And you?

    • CantWeAllJustGetAlong

      I was just told that he may be giving out

      FREE cervix examinations

      at the cellar of the Voorhies Ave Mosque.

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    • BigBrother

      Creepy, i think not!!!
      so how can i get him to immunize my cervix…guys do have one right??

      oh and commenting/making fun of a persons looks isn’t racism…and if you looks at Ned’s pic you would now he’s had many stones thrown his way.

      and i mean actual stones, he looks like someone imposed down syndrome on him

      damn now the down syndrome people are gonna be coming at me…

      • http://www.nedberke.com Ned Berke

        Racist.

    • Guest

      Cervical Cancer immunizations are shots tbat are given to women to prevent cervical cancer. No examination of any crevices is required for that. The ad is not the best, but before you start commenting on the subject, get your facts together so you do not look like an uneducated fool and ignorant as well.

      • http://twitter.com/Lostinservice Lostinservice

        Right, because the post was about cervical cancer and not the fact that the ad itself is creepy. :facepalm:

      • Holly

        I’m fully aware of that myself, but that photo isn’t professional by any means, and it does make me go “UGHHHEW” a little. Or a lot, actually. I wouldn’t see that doctor based on that ad alone.
        Chill out, yo.

    • Rjohnson

      Well, it is a bit interesting that they chose to you that particular picture, but at least he doesn’t mind putting his face behind his service.. Not that there’s anything wrong with the way that guy, whoever he is, looks. If he’s the doctor, then it’s fine to use a picture of himself, just not that one. He does not look creepy to me, so long as he’s an honest doctor who knows what he’s doing, at least he doesn’t mind putting his face behind his service. He could probably use a better flyer and ad designer, but I’ve heard they cost a pretty penny.

    • CantWeAllJustGetAlong

      Wonder what will happen if ONE day the writer of the article will be in the hospital bed

      and this guy may be one of the Doctors who may save a life.

      But, I guess, the doctor may remember the article…

      Am sure the doctor is very upset from the article comments. ( especially from the writer)

      Many GENIUS people may not always look great.

      Sometimes, a person get looks ans/or brains.

      • http://www.nedberke.com Ned Berke

        Didn’t I ban you?

        • CantWeAllJustGetAlong

          Fine. Will not comment no more…

          Guess, “democracy” and “freedom of speech” is no longer welcomed here…

          Bye

      • http://www.nedberke.com Ned Berke

        Also, if I’m dying and need a doctor to save my life, and the only doctor that can do it is an OB/GYN, I’m going to die with a LOT of confusion in my headmeats.

        • CantWeAllJustGetAlong

          In times of emergency, ANY licensed doctor can help you will “first aid”.

          You are correct,
          Cardiologist is for the heart.
          OB/GYN is for ..
          and etc..
          And dozens of more specialty.

          The doctor community is very “close knitted” and doctors talk to each other.
          (I thought your relatives is a doctor, ask him what he thinks?)

          Look back at this article in about 5-10 years (from a different view point and maturity level ) and you may understand…

          For now, this is YOUR article and YOU MAKE THE RULES.

          This site is a Private community and you have 100% autonomy/authority as to who can comment and who can not and etc…

          One day, you may need the doctor or the person who you made “fun” of and you will learn the hard way that…

          ITS A SMALL WORLS AFTER ALL

          • http://www.nedberke.com Ned Berke

            Indeed. A very small worls.

    • CantWeAllJustGetAlong

      Do you go to the DOCTOR who is
      most experienced?
      or looks good?

      Do your homework on the Doctors and notice that some of the most experience doctors are not always so attractive.

      This doctor’s record looks clean.
      and he is part of the community.