Source: oceanausa.com

We’ve heard a gun of some kind has been found on a secondary roof in the upscale Oceana Condominiums Development on Brighton Beach Avenue. We don’t know the full story yet, but know NYPD officers are on the way to retrieve it…

… and that’s too bad. I mean, it’s the Oceana – the luxurious location of multi-million dollar condominiums with an ocean view. You figure if you’re going to pay that much money for a pre-fabricated construction, you might as well get some bang for your buck… literally.

Just imagine the listing:

Penthouse B – 3 Bedrooms, 3 Bathrooms, Powder Room, Two Terraces – $1,725,000 – Large Kitchen, High Ceilings, Marble Finishes, Hardwood Floors, Private Balconies, Windowed Open Kitchens – Shared gun in rooftop storage for miscellaneous shenanigans.

It’s starting to a feel a little like Grand Theft Auto IV over there, eh? Oh wait… it always did.

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  • BayResident

    “It’s starting to a feel a little like Grand Theft Auto IV over there, eh? Oh wait… it always did.”

    I LOLed.

  • Gene2

    over rated

  • A23

    all of yous r jealous cuz u can’t afford Oceana

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_CIXKMWVRUVBKQ4CT75NB5BAEBU Death

    There’s been an Awfully lot of Gun news in Brooklyn…. it’s like you can get guns at your Local pharmacy now a days wtf….

  • http://www.facebook.com/KGBStyle Ruslan Palankerin

    Grand Theft Auto IV? stereotyping…