Say what you want about Russians, I’ll take them any day over hipsters. YouTube user pa518 does a damn good job of illustrating just how awkward an encounter between the two would be, with totally satisfying results. Using Xtranormal, a free web service that allows anyone to type dialog and direct their own animated clip, pa518 retells a story a girl from Brighton Beach told him. It’s not so much funny as it is you can picture this crap going down in real life.
My favorite part?
Girl: I’m from the Ukraine … It’s a country in the former Soviet Union.
Guy: Dude, that’s awesome. I’m a communist too. I’m all about, like, sharing and sticking it to the man.
Girl: … I am not a communist. They actually killed my father for speaking his mind. I have no love for them.
Guy: Dude, your father must have been a dirty capitalist then, man.
Then the hipster tries to ask her out. Damn, I love hipsters. I love them so much I want to stab myself in the face with a spoon.