shopping cart stuck in snow storm december 2009 brooklyn

This past weekend, someone dragged me here in front of the P.S. 254 playground and just abandoned me during the blizzard. I tried pleading with the person, but to no avail. They just coldheartedly left me in the cold, while the snow was coming down. By Sunday morning, when I got my picture snapped, I was trapped in 13 inches of snow.

I just hope the snow melts soon. I wanna roll outta here before the parking enforcers come by and ticket me for being too close to the hydrant, ‘cuz I really don’t have $115 to pay the city – especially now that I’ve, most likely, lost my job at the supermarket.

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  1. Paulon 24 Dec 2009 at 9:11 am

    Are you certain his mistress didn’t leave him out in the cold for paparazzi like yourself to gawk and snap photos of him in his shame and humiliation.

  2. Ned Berkeon 24 Dec 2009 at 10:42 am

    Looks like construction in the yard behind this cart was been delaying…

    ::cough cough nudge nudge wink wink::

  3. Lisanne!on 24 Dec 2009 at 11:03 am

    Can anyone say “School Construction Agency”? Is it safe to say “School Construction Agency”?

  4. Paulon 24 Dec 2009 at 2:34 pm

    “School Construction Agency” is an oxymoron. It certainly employs enough of them.

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