Sheepshead Bites Fish in Secret Service holding
Hi, All. It’s me, the Sheepshead Bites fish.
I know you haven’t seen me in such a long time. That’s because I’ve been on a long hiatus, which I decided to break last week by trying to crash the first official White House State Dinner hosted by President Obama.What better way to make my big re-entry onto the scene than by hobnobbing with Katie Couric and other members of the media?
In honor of the Indian Prime Minister, I borrowed this Indian costume from a friend and hopped on the Chinatown bus to D.C. Figured no cheaper way to travel than that Fung Wah.
By now, you’ve all heard that I wasn’t the only one who tried to crash the dinner — but, I was the only one who got caught at the gate! I wonder why they let Michaele and Tareq Salahi in and why I got detained. Secret Service held me for questioning the entire Thanksgiving weekend. That beautiful long-haired blond and her wine-making hubby just got some free publicity for their upcoming reality show!
Listen, I know I’m not the prettiest fish in the sea, but I still think my lengha was shinier. I shoulda known all the golden thread on that thing was gonna send the Magnetometer off the charts. I’m still fuming, though that I didn’t get in. What do you think? Isn’t it time that reality blogs and their representatives get a little respect around here? If the producers of the Larry King show want to arrange an interview — they know where to find me.
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Is Ned going to be arranging bail? it’s the least he can do.
They let them in because we got a charlatan in the White House. The media is saying that Obama met these people before. Not to worry though, Obama will have plenty of time to embarass America at the climate conference in the Coppenhagen. There is plenty of evidence that men-made global warming is a hoax. However, why let his agenda get before real facts?
Welcome back! I hope to see more of you!
Lisanne!, here’s the message The Fish wanted me the get out to you:
“I did not tell the overethical editor in chief that I was going, so I can’t really hold him responsible to help me out of any trouble. I remembered that I was a fish, jumped right in the toilet and swam outta there. Since they refused to give me access to the information super highway, I figured I would get my story out by the sewer highway.”
Ray, next time try a burka . . .
Alex – there’s more evidence about global warming than there was about nukes in Iraq!
Dan: The Sheepshead Bites Fish is non-sectarian.
We’ll get the Sheepshead Bites fish a reality show yet.
I’ve got Larry King on hold right now.